Learn the shocking truth behind the biggest scandal to hit Rockbottum since Ludell got caught stealing goats!
Well, actually, it’s not really that shocking and there’s not much truth involved. It’s just that I’ve been practicing Yahoo-style click-bait headlines and I couldn’t figure out how to fit Kim Kardashian into the headline.
What…no Kardashian?
Dave,
I tried, but Momma was standing behind me and I could sense the nearness of a #9 cast iron frying pan.
I have a flip phone but I will keep it hidden at all times. If I don’t show next year everyone will know why.
Kevin Clunis
Kevin,
My mistake was not silencing my phone, so when my pants rang while I was on the show floor and I pulled–never mind, this explanation isn’t working.
Happy Trails!
Thanks, Sean.
We’re due another 2-3″ of snow tonight, so I wouldn’t have made it to Texas anyway.
Watch out squirrels.