A few months ago, our training videos suffered a drastic drop in sales. We quickly determined the cause to be that McCord fellow’s golf-specific safety training videos.
He has usurped our share of the market at the top of the training video world, so, in true info-mercial form, we are retaliating with a veritable blizzard of marketing, propaganda and borderline untruths.
Okay Wilson, I see how it goes. I guess this is my introduction to the dog eat dog world of “business”.
After almost 30 years of openly sharing ideas and strategies with my fellow superintendents, lending a helping hand in the spirit of brotherhood and cooperation, volunteering to help with any question or problem, I am ill prepared for this kind of cutthroat competition and backstabbing corporate marketing. But I am a quick study.
I came to you like Luke to Yoda, Po to Grand Master Oogway, Ludell to Mama; seeking knowledge, advice, and training in the ways of the video. I trusted you. I used the knowledge I gained for good, and this is how you respond.
Well touche sir, game on, hide the women and children, You may have the talent but I am armed with the shield of knowledge and I will not give up the fight. The world will see a new safety video from McCord Golf Services and Safety soon!
Master Oogway says: “The Panda will never succeed until he lets go of the illusion of control.”
Momma says: “Ever one of these boys is out of control.”