Our favorite method for suppressing “The Noise” is Forest Therapy. You can practice Forest Therapy with a simple, short hike, or go on an epic adventure lasting several days.
At Rockbottum Country Club, we self-medicate with Forest Therapy when we’ve had too much holiday feasting or too much family togetherness or too much screen time.
We just grab a pellet rifle or a slingshot and go into the forest for some big game squirrel hunting. It’s similar to raccoon hunting; if you come home empty-handed, nobody cares, and you still get the benefits of Forest Therapy.
DOO do…. That looked like a lot of fun to film. It is a weird juxtaposition to believe in the message to not spend so much time in front of a screen, enjoy the heck out of the video and then realize you are sitting in front of a screen…..
Thanks, Matt. You are this year’s winner of the Rockbottum Subliminal Message Award! Your choice of one of our books or a Turpentine Corncob.
(I’d choose the book) Because books are TV for smart people and the TC is for screen zombies.
And to think, just a few years ago Dave didn’t even know how to use one of them “screens”.
Fred,
That screen Dave is holding is just a prop, it’s fake, it only gets CNN